The Queen's State of Flotta Ordine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 28.707 billion Flotta Ordineans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The very strong Flotta Ordinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 48,400 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 329,066 per year while the poor average 2,600, a ratio of 126 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the government is avowedly atheist, surveillance cameras are banned, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Flotta Ordine's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Flotta Ordine is ranked 268,567^th in the world and 8^th in Jakarta for Safest, scoring 8.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.